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This is most shocking!

I came home today with:
1 Ant
1 Cat +
1 Elephant
1 Goat

Woohoo! Give me the world's most gigantic loser prize! I'm sure I deserve it...

And what the hell, Shark. "You're not dumb enough to fail." Suure...then what do you call THAT, shining above my head, my first E and G in SIXTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!

Kill me, somebody. Please. I can't tell anyone...'nice' consolation that Iverene's got her 1st A+...