STUPID JOB

Great. Brilliant. Some of my friends are doing part-time jobs during the holidays. I am 'working' as well, as a 'part-time worker' for a 'sweatshop' my mother works in. Isn't this fabulous? NOT! I don't even understand WHY my mother accepted the job in the first place. UMBRELLAS??? DESK CALENDER PACKING??? Goodness, this job is ridiculous. Plus I don't even get paid for that. I mean sure, the earnings go to my mother and she gives me my pocket money. Oh and I practically have to starve myself since my mother is too busy to fix lunch. Wonderful.